A Few Short Ones

variety is the spice of wife

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blood in the urine –I walk
blood in the stool –I run

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an ounce of grandma's chicken soup
is worth a pound of cure

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the good die young for goodness sake!

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the same forces that drive lovers together
drive them apart

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"She is so beautiful!" generally means the subconscious is now tapped
and hypnotism has occurred.

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A wealthy man old once told me "you have to know what brings in the beans".
And, "Beans" I said, is what he will have at the end of his life.